oo - bike bondage - have read about folk like you.A rope attached to the bike then attach that rope to your foot
It's not something I have been overly concerned about. Mind you, I ride an old bike that has mismatched paint and bits of tape & piping on the racks - it looks like junk, to be honest. On a similar vein I have seen transfers that can be placed on frames to make them look cracked/damaged.
Rather like the sound of those - feel free to post a link -
A rope attached to the bike then attach that rope to your foot