Bloody car drivers

[Joe24]

You miss my point. I've done illegal things on a bike, however I don't moan about people when they have a go at me because technically they are right and I am wrong.

Don't you see you argument is flawed, moaning about people having a go at you for doing something that is illegal?

but what right is it of theirs to tell me that im doing wrong if my mother did it then i dont mind but some other random woman they shouldnt do it its not any of their bussiness is it and shoudl just stay in their little metal box and get on with lives

 

[Joe24]

This just gets better and better, it's not illegal to use your phone whilst on a pushbike. You'll have to do better then that troll.

so you can use your phone and be on a bicycle? i saw it on tv one time where a guy got pulled over by the police for using his and also for speeding one time aswell as bits on drunk cycling

 

[purplepolly]

so you can use your phone and be on a bicycle? i saw it on tv one time where a guy got pulled over by the police for using his and also for speeding one time aswell as bits on drunk cycling

I think the offence there would be something along the lines of dangerous cycling or not being in proper control of the bike.

 

[Joe24]

Read the HC about speeding on a bike. C'mon pastaman - think of something original and funny that is not a cycling cliche and has not been dealt with before.

but my brother this is just what i do and dont do so i dont see the problem in saying them im sorry
why is it its not illegal to speed or use your phone while on your bike but you cant go down one way streets or ride on pavements etc just seems abit odd to me sorry but i thinky our wrong and on a wind up i may be slightly dull but im not going to be done by the police again because of you

 

[Joe24]

Did the guy get breathalysed?

no he was on a raleigh chopper(raleigh see good bike) and came off the pavement and fell backwards and onto the road seen a few other ones aswell and some of them wobbling down the road etc

 

[Joe24]

I think the offence there would be something along the lines of dangerous cycling or not being in proper control of the bike.

well thats ok then because i am in control of my bike when im texting or calling im not fast i just tootle along and have my hand on the brake and am always looking around etc so this must mean that they cant do me as i am in proper control on my bike like riding one handed would be

 

[purplepolly]

why is it its not illegal to speed or use your phone while on your bike but you cant go down one way streets or ride on pavements etc

err because that's the law

speed limits on public roads only apply to motorised vehicles
one way roads do, unless there's a contra-flow for cycles
it's also illegal to cycle on pavements

we don't make the law, we only obey it, or brake it

 

[hackbike 666]

I'm afraid I am not one of the 'keep up with the Jones' paranoid yoof that needs to be seen in public with a phone stapled to my ear in a vain attempt to fit in. If I need to call, I will stop, have a drink, a breather and ring someone, or answer the missed call. Other than that I am on 'the ride' and that is all that matters.

I've never really understood what this phone thing is all about.

 

[Bollo]

May I ask Mr pastaman's views on road tax?

 

[Joe24]

err because that's the law

speed limits on public roads only apply to motorised vehicles
one way roads do, unless there's a contra-flow for cycles
it's also illegal to cycle on pavements

we don't make the law, we only obey it, or brake it

well i dont think many police could give a toss about if you brake the law so i will just carry on breaking it but why do people have to get involved i do not understand but never mind i guess its just peoples mentalitys and there small brains

 

[Joe24]

May I ask Mr pastaman's views on road tax?

you can i love it because i dont have to pay it any more and got ripped off with it on my car same with insurance

 

[ufkacbln]

I'm warming to pastaman like a winter fuel payment to the elderly. He's lured us into criticising him and then *bang!*, held up the mirror to our own hypocrisy. Who of us can answer his challenge?

"now is there anyone else that wants to confess anything"

How, I ask you? No one. No one. Hang your collective heads in collective shame CCers! You have been found out.

Following his honest and clear-slighted example, I'm just about to log on to mumsnet to complain about how ladies react when I pinch their arses. They should be grateful FFS!

My trike may appear in a badly made Porn Movie!

I was at a late meeting on Portsdown hill and nipped into a car park with bushes to empty bladder..... to find two undressed young ladies being videoed by a couple of guys. I passed right between young ladies and cameras.

 

[hackbike 666]

I geniunely laughed at the bit in bold, thank you for making me laugh Pastaman. xxx

Lee on a windup?,I laughed as well.

 

[purplepolly]

you can i love it because i dont have to pay it any more and got ripped off with it on my car same with insurance

You may have found car insurance to be cheaper if you had less points on your licence and less time spent banned. For some bizarre reason insurance companies corelate points and banning with high risk.

 

[hackbike 666]

well i dont think many police could give a toss about if you brake the law so i will just carry on breaking it but why do people have to get involved i do not understand but never mind i guess its just peoples mentalitys and there small brains

You are inconsistant with your spelling errors,sorry.