Bloody car drivers

[ComedyPilot]

May I ask pastaman to look in a mirror, and ask himself, "Am I really the tw@t I seem to be to other people, or is it just a lack of inter-social skills and nervous bravado that make me act like a complete cock?"

 

[Joe24]

Oh dear, I really would like to be there when you ride into some kid on the pavement when their 6'2'' 17 stone Dad is beside them.

but why will they say anything i dont say anything to people on the pavement and when im on the pavement if i see someone on a bike coming the other way i will move over so we can both get past or something else its called manners

 

[Joe24]

You may have found car insurance to be cheaper if you had less points on your licence and less time spent banned. For some bizarre reason insurance companies corelate points and banning with high risk.

i never had an accident though so i dunno about that

 

[Bollo]

My trike may appear in a badly made Porn Movie!

I was at a late meeting on Portsdown hill and nipped into a car park with bushes to empty bladder..... to find two undressed young ladies being videoed by a couple of guys. I passed right between young ladies and cameras.

Pompeyporn! A new brand in born (or porn).

 

[Joe24]

May I ask pastaman to look in a mirror, and ask himself, "Am I really the tw@t I seem to be to other people, or is it just a lack of inter-social skills and nervous bravado that make me act like a complete cock?"

i often look in the mirror but i dont enjoy it i do look in it though when i shave though and no i dont think i am a twat sorry

 

[Joe24]

Because people are different, that's what makes the world we live in so interesting. Why do you think people had go at you for riding on the pavement?

because they are busy bodies and are bored and because i shocked them by riding along infront of their car as they came out of the car park they didnt like it so blamed me if i was walking they would have just taken me out

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm bored. Mods please close this thread and ban the troll.

 

[Joe24]

I'm bored. Mods please close this thread and ban the troll.

have you just realised that you are infact a idiot

 

[purplepolly]

because they are busy bodies and are bored and because i shocked them by riding along infront of their car as they came out of the car park they didnt like it so blamed me if i was walking they would have just taken me out

agreed the driver should have looked properly but if you were walking you would have been doing about a third of your quoted speed

 

[Joe24]

agreed the driver should have looked properly but if you were walking you would have been doing about a third of your quoted speed

half actually i said i was doing 8mph and you said the average walking speed is 3.5 for a man but im sure i could do 4 because i have long legs

 

[Bollo]

I'm bored. Mods please close this thread and ban the troll.

Nooooo! 101 maybe, but don't close it!



As your grammar and spelling have reached levels of incoherency that even the much-missed col failed to achieve, I'm going to grant you a haiku, my durum-wheat based homunculus...


pastaman get hump
lady in car bollOcks him
for ride or grammar?

 

[purplepolly]

but there's still 33 pages to go

 

[Joe24]

I very much doubt that - you are slipping Pastaman you must try harder. Don't make me add some cheese, bacon, tomato sauce and put you in the oven...

dont use tomato sauce its not the stuff to use what you want is regae sauce or this sauce my mum makes lots of it on top or even home made bbq sauce that is lovely

 

[Joe24]

BBQ sauce in pasta?

yes have you never had it
not the crappy stuff you buy you need to make it yourself

 

[ComedyPilot]

pastaman get hump
lady in car bollOcks him
for ride or grammar?

Ooooooooooo, Ooooooooooooh me ears are alight