Bloody car drivers

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ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
May I ask pastaman to look in a mirror, and ask himself, "Am I really the tw@t I seem to be to other people, or is it just a lack of inter-social skills and nervous bravado that make me act like a complete cock?"
 
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Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
User3143 said:
:hugs: Oh dear, I really would like to be there when you ride into some kid on the pavement when their 6'2'' 17 stone Dad is beside them.
but why will they say anything i dont say anything to people on the pavement and when im on the pavement if i see someone on a bike coming the other way i will move over so we can both get past or something else its called manners
 
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Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
purplepolly said:
You may have found car insurance to be cheaper if you had less points on your licence and less time spent banned. For some bizarre reason insurance companies corelate points and banning with high risk.
i never had an accident though so i dunno about that
 

Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
Cunobelin said:
My trike may appear in a badly made Porn Movie!

I was at a late meeting on Portsdown hill and nipped into a car park with bushes to empty bladder..... to find two undressed young ladies being videoed by a couple of guys. I passed right between young ladies and cameras.

Pompeyporn! A new brand in born (or porn).
 
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Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
ComedyPilot said:
May I ask pastaman to look in a mirror, and ask himself, "Am I really the tw@t I seem to be to other people, or is it just a lack of inter-social skills and nervous bravado that make me act like a complete cock?"
i often look in the mirror but i dont enjoy it i do look in it though when i shave though and no i dont think i am a twat sorry
 
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Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
User3143 said:
Because people are different, that's what makes the world we live in so interesting. Why do you think people had go at you for riding on the pavement?
because they are busy bodies and are bored and because i shocked them by riding along infront of their car as they came out of the car park they didnt like it so blamed me if i was walking they would have just taken me out
 

purplepolly

New Member
Location
my house
pastaman said:
because they are busy bodies and are bored and because i shocked them by riding along infront of their car as they came out of the car park they didnt like it so blamed me if i was walking they would have just taken me out

agreed the driver should have looked properly but if you were walking you would have been doing about a third of your quoted speed
 
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Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
purplepolly said:
agreed the driver should have looked properly but if you were walking you would have been doing about a third of your quoted speed
half actually i said i was doing 8mph and you said the average walking speed is 3.5 for a man but im sure i could do 4 because i have long legs
 

Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
ComedyPilot said:
I'm bored. Mods please close this thread and ban the troll.

Nooooo! 101 maybe, but don't close it!



As your grammar and spelling have reached levels of incoherency that even the much-missed col failed to achieve, I'm going to grant you a haiku, my durum-wheat based homunculus...


pastaman get hump
lady in car bollOcks him
for ride or grammar?
 
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Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
User3143 said:
I very much doubt that - you are slipping Pastaman you must try harder. Don't make me add some cheese, bacon, tomato sauce and put you in the oven...
dont use tomato sauce its not the stuff to use what you want is regae sauce or this sauce my mum makes lots of it on top or even home made bbq sauce that is lovely
 
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