bloody dogs ,WHY
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gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Ive certainly laughed reading some of these...
Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
Haha!! Oh heck yes. My Chihuahua, TinkerBelle, who is a real little diva princess and spends her time in diamante collars and pink sparkly jumpers, ADORES fox poo. You can imagine her thinking " you wear perfume Mummy so why cant I..." .....@Lisa21 knows a thing or two about Chihuahuas who like a bit of foxy poo
So it's defo not just a JR thing.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
I spent a summer holiday with a spaniel that liked nothing better than rolling in rotting dead fish. He didn't smell good.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
I suppose if you spend half your life with your snout in a stranger's bum, that isn't entirely surprising.
midlife
Guru
Our poodle eats dog, sheep and fox poo...... It's not like we don't spend an absolute fortune on James Welbeloved hypoallergenic dog food as the vet says he is allergic to a shed load of things.....
Shaun
Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
'Oh he's never done that before' the owners always shriek as the stinking, snarling wretched creature goes for your ankles. No of course not. Never. 
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
After a bath they are still cleaner than some humans!
Is it a Jack Russell thing ?.
I can assure you, no!!
'Eau de Chien' we call it.
Cindy likes nothing better than to eat Cow Pats!
Everybody thinks she is all cute and behaves herself - a 3 legged dog never does anything wrong, right? She is a right dirty madamme when she wants to be!
'Oh he's never done that before' the owners always shriek as the stinking, snarling wretched creature goes for your ankles. No of course not. Never.
Always has to be a first for everything!! Cindy, when all excited about someone at the door, jumps about at your feet, so no, it isn't her first time!!
At least though, she doesn't try and eat your feet like she used to when she was young - She loved to give them a good knaw!
Then again, I imagine that loosing a leg as a pup would give any dog a thing about feet!!
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slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
When my daughter was about five, I took her and a friend to Chiswick Park. The friend said that she "needed to go". A few tissues were handed over and she disappeared amongst the trees, closely followed by our terrier, Bertie. A bit later, my daughter mentioned that Bertie had eaten the poo, a yarn that I didn't believe. Driving home, Bertie was panting over my left shoulder.
Judging by his oral hygiene, I knew that my daughter was telling the truth.
Judging by his oral hygiene, I knew that my daughter was telling the truth.
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
Did someone mention vile and horrible dogs? I've got one. If it stinks, she'll roll in it. If it's stationary, she'll eat it, whether it's fresh, mouldy or, ahem, pre-digested. Ok, so she's a Labrador so that isn't a surprise. The surprise is her utter dislike of being washed. If it's liquid, she'll get in it, from stagnant puddles at the side of the road to bogs to the sea on a day so cold that even the rock pools are covered in a film of ice. But a nice warm shower? Call the RSPCA!
Levo-Lon
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Mo1959
Legendary Member
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- Perthshire,Scotland
Lol...........mine is a poo eater too. Usually horse if outside but I have caught her eating the cats poo if I haven't scooped the litter tray in time.
Levo-Lon
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Lol...........mine is a poo eater too. Usually horse if outside but I have caught her eating the cats poo if I haven't scooped the litter tray in time.
Our old dog used to eat cat poo and cat food..think that caused its kidney failure due to high protien intake?
my border is not a poo eater thankfully..but imnot at her side all the time either..
