Dec66
A gentlemanly pootler, these days
- Location
- West Wickham
The government hasn't been standing idly by... Ooh no.
Firstly, Mr. Cameron is on his way up there now, with hi-viz, hard hat and waders, ready to do some serious pointing at things and looking concerned for the television cameras before blaming "unprecedented weather events" (which happen all the time), promising the Army will sort everything out (despite having no equipment or sandbags), and urging the insurance companies to pay out. Oh, and flood defence will be "reviewed" (ie kicked in the long grass with fingers crossed).
The weather events are so "unprecedented", in fact, that they've already named the next storm "Frank". It'll be along tomorrow into Wednesday. Mr. Cameron obviously would love to stay up North and help out, but he has a prior appointment with the Witney Hunt, riding one of Charlie Brooks's nags.
Please, please, please try to stay safe up there, because the response of your government leaves much to be desired.
Firstly, Mr. Cameron is on his way up there now, with hi-viz, hard hat and waders, ready to do some serious pointing at things and looking concerned for the television cameras before blaming "unprecedented weather events" (which happen all the time), promising the Army will sort everything out (despite having no equipment or sandbags), and urging the insurance companies to pay out. Oh, and flood defence will be "reviewed" (ie kicked in the long grass with fingers crossed).
The weather events are so "unprecedented", in fact, that they've already named the next storm "Frank". It'll be along tomorrow into Wednesday. Mr. Cameron obviously would love to stay up North and help out, but he has a prior appointment with the Witney Hunt, riding one of Charlie Brooks's nags.
Please, please, please try to stay safe up there, because the response of your government leaves much to be desired.