Seriously, what kind of mad person would want to be on their own in a forest and away from civilisation with nothing but whisky for company. Come to think of it, when Armageddon comes and everyone heads for the hills, they will see you on your alcohol bike, I reckon you could be quite popular.Well, I can use my bike frame to store cans. Sideways. Or beer. Or wine. Actually, whisky, yes definitely whisky.
Seriously, what kind of mad person would want to be on their own in a forest and away from civilisation with nothing but whisky for company. Come to think of it, when Armageddon comes and everyone heads for the hills, they will see you on your alcohol bike, I reckon you could be quite popular.
Alone. In a forest. With a load of whisky? Call me a mad person if you want, but I'd settle for that over smacking zombies round the head with a cricket bat!
Anyone who doesn't think the US is in the midst of a zombie apocalypse hasn't been watching the election coverage.
Seriously, what kind of mad person would want to be on their own in a forest and away from civilisation with nothing but whisky for company.
Don't worry, your next president but one will be Lisa Simpson.
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But if you don't paint it in dark colours the Zombies will find you. Even the Challenger tank is reliable but they still paint it in camouflage.