BUG OUT,SURVIVAL Bikes

[Tin Pot]

The bike itself isnt really the issue, the question is where to cycle to.

In south east England I don't think there is anywhere that would be seen and visited by the wandering post-Apocolypse hordes.

 

[martint235]

The bike itself isnt really the issue, the question is where to cycle to.

In south east England I don't think there is anywhere that would be seen and visited by the wandering post-Apocolypse hordes.

Not a regular visitor to Croydon then?

 

[Tin Pot]

Not a regular visitor to Croydon then?

Croydon is the first sign of the Apocolypse.

 

[bladesman73]

finally a bunch of cyclists wierder than the audax lot

 

[Fab Foodie]

finally a bunch of cyclists wierder than the audax lot

Hard to believe eh!

 

[Fab Foodie]

finally a bunch of cyclists wierder than the audax lot

If Audaxers are the sandal wearing beardy-weirdie yogurt knitting muesli munching guardian reading Corbinytes of the cycling world then the Bug Out fraternity are their political opposite Like the American Christian Right paranoid people's militia! Head for the hills!

 

[Bazzer]

If Audaxers are the sandal wearing beardy-weirdie yogurt knitting muesli munching guardian reading Corbinytes of the cycling world then the Bug Out fraternity are their political opposite Like the American Christian Right paranoid people's militia! Head for the hills!

Does that then make commuters and/or/weekend riders the so called "middle ground"?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Does that then make commuters and/or/weekend riders the so called "middle ground"?

I reckon so, the mild, maudlin and unsqueezed middle!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

This could help with traffic congestion, if the cars don't move you simply unstrap the bazooka and blast a clear path through the traffic, people will also think twice about cutting you up.

yet you'd need a broom to shift the mangled bits of debris, or Marathon++ tyres to avoid punctures.


Marathon++ tyres being an alloy of Cockroach DNA & tempered Adamantium so the most indestructible force in this or other universes


but awful rolling resistance, the grip is shocking and they're a bugger to get off and on when they need changing after 14 billion miles.

 

[John the Monkey]

I
I've also been out to get some spray paint, the man at the counter asked what colour I wanted and when I asked for Camouflage he stated he didn't have any and tried to sell me two or three other colours. Git.

Probably a soft sell for their tartan paint, eh.

 

[Velominati]

Probably a soft sell for their tartan paint, eh.

Don't bother with spray paint, buy a tin of tartan brush on paint, best applied with a left handed paintbrush.

 

[Velominati]

Being chased by zombies, no problem with the weed wacker bike,
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...D984E5432AADFFA8225DD984E5432AADF&FORM=VRDGAR

 

[Gravity Aided]

That's brotastic, man.

 

[Crackle]

Being chased by zombies, no problem with the weed wacker bike,
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...D984E5432AADFFA8225DD984E5432AADF&FORM=VRDGAR

Are you sure. It doesn't seem to

a) start
b) stay started
c) go very fast

Apart from that though

 

[Velominati]

Are you sure. It doesn't seem to

a) start
b) stay started
c) go very fast

Apart from that though

engine fail, start pedalling, fast.