matticus
Guru
"jap slapping".
<snort> Not heard that before.
<snort> Not heard that before.
A mate has the system six by Cannondale £6000 quite heavy, terrible up hills and he hasn’t really got the power to see the aero gains. Still looks cool.Aero road bikes that have more "features" than a TT bike.
Had a colleague at work a bit like that.When I was a young bobby there was a lad on the team a few years older than me, and he was reckoned to be a terrible bullpoiser of the first water. He was always talking about aikido, ju jitso, and all sorts of jap slapping and reckon he was a 98th dan at deadly stares. All the crap. i'd always got on ok with him, but even I reckoned the tales smelled a bit.
Anyhoo, off duty one saturday evening at a party with a few fellow bobbies and this lad had turned up. An hour or so in and a fight started and someone swung and Billy Bullsheeter, who responded by going full-on Steven Seagal and dismantling about half a rugby teams worth of big lads without breaking a sweat - proper full-on jap slapping worthy of Jackie Chan on speed. I still recall standing there with my jaw just hanging open!
And the more hydrogen you pressurise in, the lighter the bike gets.My bike frame is made from drilleum and is pressurised with frozen liquid hydrogen using a system I invented myself; now I can overtake e-bikes up hills and barely need to turn the pedals.
And the more hydrogen you pressurise in, the lighter the bike gets.
I have a fat tyre bike with Hydrogen inflated tyres - using my system the bike is so light I have to check the weather charts because if the pressure is too low then the bike looses traction and tries to float awayAnd the more hydrogen you pressurise in, the lighter the bike gets.
I have a fat tyre bike with Hydrogen inflated tyres - using my system the bike is so light I have to check the weather charts because if the pressure is too low then the bike looses traction and tries to float away
Hydrogen ha. I have anti gravity coils that I can deploy for uphills. I charge them on the downhill where I set them to increase gravity and my speed.