Can you remember how this joke went??

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Perhaps not quite a joke but a funny line.
I am writing a novel and can remember a funny setup that I wanted to use but not copy as it was done originally.

This is what I remember-
Dimwit man has to introduce a woman. Woman has a bit of an odd name that is almost a rude word that matches her attributes – lets say Miss Stitties

Dimwit man thinks he must make sure he does not say a rude word on introducing her.
Then goes to podium and says “And here is Miss Snockers.

My example is not funny and rather lame. I think the original was a play on her whole name so two words and probably ruder that my example which I kept a bit mild on here.
I think it was a substituted or added letter not a spoonerism.
Can anyone remember where it was originally and what the mixed up name was?

It has been rattling around in my brain for about two weeks now and I cannot pin it down.

Thanks.
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
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Probably a myth, but I think you mean Diana Dors?
 

Bill93

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ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
Haywood Jablomee....?
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
I mate of mine involuntarily let out a very audible snort/snigger in a team meeting once when their new area manager introduced himself as Mike Hunt.

The old Bond movies had a few good names... Pussy Galore, Dr Goodhead, etc...
 
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