'I'm an English teacher not a homosexual'... Stephen Fry
Fry and Laurie...........Poetry Prize.
'Well may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window?........... The Sydney Opera House perhaps, The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, herds of wildebeast sweeping majestically past?'
'You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky.'
Basil Fawlty.