Cycle shorts and.......erm......bits 'n pieces.

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vickster

Squire
I'm sure the OP's bits are not nearly as obvious as he fears they are...
I am always slightly puzzled by this kind of reaction. 48% of the population have a penis and testicles. And? Why is this so embarassing?
Yes but the superior ;) 52% don't necessarily want to see it when tucking into their cake in a cafe :whistle:
 

fimm

Veteran
Location
Edinburgh
Vickster, why not? And I don't mean that in a sexual way - what I mean is, what is so disgusting about a man's genitals that a glimpse of some lumps under some lycra is going to put you off your cake?
 

TeeQue

Active Member
I put my cycling shorts on before going out Saturday and to be honest I may as well have not been wearing anything for what you could see. It doesn't bother me but I was stopping off at my mother's house en route and the mrs advised to stick another pair of shorts over the top so as not to startle her. To be fair I barely noticed them (short football shorts) but it saved her from having a full on view of the meat and two veg which I don't think she'd have appreciated.
 

vickster

Squire
Vickster, why not? And I don't mean that in a sexual way - what I mean is, what is so disgusting about a man's genitals that a glimpse of some lumps under some lycra is going to put you off your cake?
It doesn't bother me as long as the rest is trim ;) but I am sure it may some. I don't think my 70 year old mum would appreciate it for example

It's a male OP who is bothered and looking for advice. The quality of the shorts seems to help, once old shorts seem to go see through, having had the misfortune of following some bloke in see through white shorts. I'd rather not have to look at anyone's a**e crack
 

Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
According to the internet recently, one might try disguising said meat & 2 veg in a (cooled) Gregg's pasty if some form of shielding is required ?
 

Joshua Plumtree

Approaching perfection from a distance.
It's a little difficult to approach this thread with the necessary gravitas and well reasoned argument it requires when the OP hasn't accompanied his opening remarks with visual confirmation in the form of a photograph.

Only then will we be able to treat this thread with the respect it obviously deserves.:eek:
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
It's a little difficult to approach this thread with the necessary gravitas and well reasoned argument it requires when the OP hasn't accompanied his opening remarks with visual confirmation in the form of a photograph.

Only then will we be able to treat this thread with the respect it obviously deserves.:eek:

Yeah right of course we will.:rolleyes: . Oh by the way, my fingers are crossed
 

Peteaud

Veteran
Location
South Somerset
Yeah right of course we will.:rolleyes: . Oh by the way, my fingers are crossed

Why do i sense that you like this thread, rather too much
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