Cycle shorts and.......erm......bits 'n pieces.

[vickster]

I'm sure the OP's bits are not nearly as obvious as he fears they are...
I am always slightly puzzled by this kind of reaction. 48% of the population have a penis and testicles. And? Why is this so embarassing?

Yes but the superior 52% don't necessarily want to see it when tucking into their cake in a cafe

 

[fimm]

Vickster, why not? And I don't mean that in a sexual way - what I mean is, what is so disgusting about a man's genitals that a glimpse of some lumps under some lycra is going to put you off your cake?

 

[TeeQue]

I put my cycling shorts on before going out Saturday and to be honest I may as well have not been wearing anything for what you could see. It doesn't bother me but I was stopping off at my mother's house en route and the mrs advised to stick another pair of shorts over the top so as not to startle her. To be fair I barely noticed them (short football shorts) but it saved her from having a full on view of the meat and two veg which I don't think she'd have appreciated.

 

[vickster]

Vickster, why not? And I don't mean that in a sexual way - what I mean is, what is so disgusting about a man's genitals that a glimpse of some lumps under some lycra is going to put you off your cake?

It doesn't bother me as long as the rest is trim but I am sure it may some. I don't think my 70 year old mum would appreciate it for example

It's a male OP who is bothered and looking for advice. The quality of the shorts seems to help, once old shorts seem to go see through, having had the misfortune of following some bloke in see through white shorts. I'd rather not have to look at anyone's a**e crack

 

[Crackle]

Yes but the superior 52% don't necessarily want to see it when tucking into their cake in a cafe

Spotted dick?

 

[vickster]

Precisely!
Or their doughnuts
or dough balls in a pizza joint...or even their coq au vin in cafe rouge!

 

[Cubist]

Yes but the superior 52% don't necessarily want to see it when tucking into their cake in a cafe

Surreal moment for me there. I misread it and missed out the "when." The thought of it tucking into cake in a cafe made me think of elephants and buns. Or tortoises and popcorn.

 

[welsh dragon]

Surreal moment for me there. I misread it and missed out the "when." The thought of it tucking into cake in a cafe made me think of elephants and buns. Or tortoises and popcorn.

 

[Arjimlad]

According to the internet recently, one might try disguising said meat & 2 veg in a (cooled) Gregg's pasty if some form of shielding is required ?

 

[Gixxerman]

Should said helmet be covered or uncovered though?
I sense another helmet debate, my boy!
Shalom.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

It's a little difficult to approach this thread with the necessary gravitas and well reasoned argument it requires when the OP hasn't accompanied his opening remarks with visual confirmation in the form of a photograph.

Only then will we be able to treat this thread with the respect it obviously deserves.

 

[welsh dragon]

It's a little difficult to approach this thread with the necessary gravitas and well reasoned argument it requires when the OP hasn't accompanied his opening remarks with visual confirmation in the form of a photograph.

Only then will we be able to treat this thread with the respect it obviously deserves.

Yeah right of course we will. . Oh by the way, my fingers are crossed

 

[Bryony]

Yebbut........what are you doing even looking Bryony? You know you shouldn't be looking, yet you can't help yourself, can you?

Well what can I say? You're right I just can't help myself!

 

[Peteaud]

Yeah right of course we will. . Oh by the way, my fingers are crossed

Why do i sense that you like this thread, rather too much

 

[hopless500]

Been posted a million times, but worth it again.

DONT WEAR RED