Instead of naked, us in just our Cycle chat jerseys and nothing else. If anything that would appear more naked to me than naked.
I also petition for Fnaar to be Mr February as I want to look at his humongous parsnip for as short a time as possible. Although I suppose there's a danger it would hang below all the other months all year round.
I just had this vision of 12 well known members of the forum having simulated sex with their steeds in just their Cycle Chat jerseys. And being photographed - a charity calendar in aid of "the Ayr Hostel 1" perhaps.