Ahemm .... What happened to the "poor" woman? Is she not going anywhere?
Just kidding!
Really, before I started to read Cycle Chat, I thought one just jumps on the bike and goes, the only expense the bike itself.
Then I found out I need to put air in my tyres, get a pump ... then discover I really need a track pump.
Not allowed to cycle on the pavement, get lights for the road. Then discover any light won't do, get better ones.
Then discover any tyre won't do: get other ones, more grip, more vavawhumph, more money!
Brake pads need replaced regularly, what a discovery!
Then find out a day ticket for the bus costs a fortune if you give up your monthly one: need N+1 just in case N is off sick ...