Do the pads in our cycling shorts lose their padding affect if worn around the house?

[fossyant]

It's the best thread yet.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I'm glad I don't wear cycling clothes apart from jackets, shorts and jerseys seem to cause much moral dilemmas

 

[slowmotion]

'InstaShorts! The shorts that take themselves off. A boon for the elderly! And those with tiny tanks!'

If you could incorporate some kind of sustainable self-composting action as well, you will be rich.

 

[tyred]

If you buy a Brooks tensioned leather sofa and apply proofhide, it will take the shape of your arse by the time you've watched Eastenders and finished reading Bleak House so you will no longer need padding. Periodic adjustment of the tension bolt may be required.