Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
She's been the assos lady for some years, so might be an old hag now ?
but presumably they update their lines now and again... so some of the photos must be new... or perhaps her name is Dorian Gray, and on some printed Assos catalogue in her attic there's a pic of a wizened old witch in loose fitting cycling attire, while the real one gads about town, not a care in the world, wearing Assos and doing lots of naughty things