Do you carry a weapon?

[EltonFrog]

I used to have a shop selling origami books and paper, etc, but it folded.

 

[nickyboy]

Life of Pi meets the Sunday club run. And not a wild boar in sight

 

[Dave Davenport]

It's the only safe way to cycle through Airdrie

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But they're not wearing helmets!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 35268]

It's the only safe way to cycle through Airdrie

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Now you are talkin'

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The only weapon I carry is a stern voice with a strong accent.

 

[Tin Pot]

Is the OP of this thread a simple?

...Simon?

...-ton?

 

[Arjimlad]

I will foil them with my shiny helmet and thrust my metal cleats into their angry maws. Plus a squirt from the watter bottle.

And lead them into an ambush on a back alley, a la

Or deploy my chemical advantage

 

[mistral]

All you need to do is always cycle with someone slower than you

 

[Rob3rt]

...Simon?

...-ton?

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

 

[Gravity Aided]

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

What's making the wheel go around, then? Karma, or Fortuna?

 

[hopless500]

@vickster was right, this really is the best CC thread ever .

Ooh, I dunno. The 'cheese on toast disaster thread' was a corker
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/cheese-on-toast-disaster.132857/
particularly @theclaud at #18

 

[Markymark]

Ooh, I dunno. The 'cheese on toast disaster thread' was a corker
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/cheese-on-toast-disaster.132857/
particularly @theclaud at #18

My fave is the artists impression bridge

 

[Arjimlad]

This chap does !!

 

[Gravity Aided]

Hunting wild boar no less.

 

[cd365]

I have a phaser that I use to stun wild dogs and hoodies, sometimes just for the fun of it with hoodies