Do you carry a weapon?

[vickster]

Dog treats?

Pitbulls are classed as dangerous dogs, presumably you reported this and the owner

What other animals are likely to attack in the UK?! Cat bites are much nastier than dog bites but they don't attack cyclists AFAIK

 

[Cuchilo]

I once had a sheep call me a baaaaaa . Chickens also can be a little bit naughty .

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I once had a slug chase me up a hill. I was terrified, but when he caught me near the top it was only because I'd dropped an arm warmer out of my pocket and he was returning it.

It's a pity he couldn't get his breath back in time to tell me as I'd stamped on him before I realised what he wanted.

 

[jack smith]

View attachment 49215 Sunday cycle rides in Burnopfield

Thats not the burnopfield just past dipton by any chance it it?

 

[jack smith]

No but this is how i am at the garage window everyday since the s works got nicked... There are some lethal rabbits round here mind that have a love for front wheels.

 

[stephec]

I've just sat and read all seven pages in one go, do I get a reward?

A gimp mask will do nicely thank you.

 

[damianr]

When cycling at night or on a dark trail. Just in case you get attacked by an animal or somebody.

Do a banana and a spare tube count?!

 

[classic33]

I've just sat and read all seven pages in one go, do I get a reward?

A gimp mask will do nicely thank you.

No!

 

[classic33]

There was someone on here who used to cycle whilst carrying a crossbow.

They've not posted in a while though.

 

[KEEF]

Thats not the burnopfield just past dipton by any chance it it?

It is

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

There was someone on here who used to cycle whilst carrying a crossbow.

They've not posted in a while though.

Shot their bolt, obviously!

 

[nickyboy]

There was someone on here who used to cycle whilst carrying a crossbow.

They've not posted in a while though.

Wasn't his name William?
do Tell

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I'm quite safe, I have a black belt in origami.

I've got a snake belt in dirty fighting.


GC

 

[ufkacbln]

please don't visit Scotland

a fixed blade or a folding blade longer than 3'' WITHOUT due reason to ''carry'' = 5-7 years in the nick

Just to get serious for a moment....

Did yiu realise that many multi-tools are actually illegal?

The Topeak Alien for instance has a blade that locks in position.

However, the "reality" seems to be that if you are carrying it locked in your hand you may get done, but closed, in a cover, in a tool kit and you will have no hassle

 

[ufkacbln]

But they're not wearing helmets!!!!!!!!

I will let YOU argue the point with them