Do you talk to your PC?

[Aperitif]

Funny I get tourettes when I am on my pc but I get it more when I am playing the piano

I thought it was a word for little bike rides...

 

[tyred]

I used to do this all the time when I used Microshite products. I had some pet names for mine but I doubt the mods would be happy if I repeated them on here.

Then I discovered Linux

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I speak to all of my electronic objects in terms ov varying abuse, but I heckle the adverts, news and people on Eggheads that get questions wrong that i know the answer too.

I think it helps me stay calmer in real life to have these controlled outbursts. everyone else thinks I need rubber wallpaper.

 

[cisamcgu]

"It looks like you're writing a pun. Do you want help?"

 

[Norm]

That could be tricky! Does he have Access to the Database and would he Excel at the Spreadsheet?

That would, of course, depend on his Outlook.

Word, brother.

 

[rich p]

I thought it was a word for little bike rides...

Very good, Ape. Do you mind if I borrow that one?

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

The most worrying case I heard of was a bloke that used to work with a friend of mine. Not only did her talk to his computer a lot, he also had a special voice he used to use for it to reply in. Then, if they really fell out, he used a third voice as the arbitrator ..

 

[Aperitif]

Very good, Ape. Do you mind if I borrow that one?

No I f***gin don't you *k**w** hs** *ol**k*s* rich - no problem...

 

[postman]

Glad it's not just me.
Mine is always this one .

"Anytime today will do,bloody crap Virgin"

 

[Lisa21]

My computer, The trolley I had in Tesco last night that would only be pushed crab-like to the right, my phone, people on the telly, oh you name it and iv muttered expletives at itor talked nicely in the hope that it may do more good
Rubber wallpaper for me too I think

 

[soulful dog]

I scream obscenities at that little Wizard fu##er who gatecrashes my Word documents. My God, how I hate him...

Hmm, me too, he is an annoying little bugger isn't he....

 

[Randochap]

I think I may have sworn a bit at it yesterday when I deleted an entire days drum track mixing in a basic skoolboy error...not my finest hour actually

Where would I be without Time Machine? Saved my butt (and all my hard work) more than once.

 

[beanzontoast]

I have a process-terminating program on my pc which I use to nuke the offending programme when things lock up as they occasionally do. It has a satisfying big red button that says 'Kill Now!' on it, and mild-mannered as I am, I invariably have to call out 'Die, you b*****d!!!!!!!!' as I press it.

 

[dustystreet]

but I heckle the adverts, news and people on Eggheads that get questions wrong that i know the answer too.

it's much more fun just heckling the pompous supercilious Eggheads, espec. CJ with his greasy hair and stupid shirts.