exploring your feminine side

[Abitrary]

The 1990s were the best time for new men like me. I used to love that black and white Athena poster of a bloke looking into a baby.

Now we have the 2000s, and all that Lock Stock and 2 smoking Barrels false macho crap.

I yearn for the days when a man could put a dress and some nail varnish on and get in touch with his better self in the privacy of his bedroom.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm feminine from the knees down.

 

[Noodley]

I wear toe varnish.

I also touch myself in my bedroom.

 

[Renard]

You are a big poof...

 

[Noodley]

You are a big poof...

and I have nice nails.

 

[Renard]

but I have nice nails.

and trotters

 

[Abitrary]

Renard thinks that he is marlon brando

 

[Renard]

Mhwahh sweetie

 

[Noodley]

Toe varnish is okay, isn't it?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Toe varnish is okay, isn't it?

It's OK if it's Rapha, but sooo last year daahling if it's Assos.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm feminine from the knees down.

I'm feminine from the cock up.

 

[Noodley]

I'm feminine from the cock up.

man boobs?

 

[Abitrary]

man boobs?

I know your man-boobed type.

 

[Fab Foodie]

man boobs?

Yep...

 

[Fab Foodie]

I know your man-boobed type.

Secretly you crave them