Farewell, nice knowing you all.....

[I like Skol]

I may be going away for some time.

I have just seconds ago received a recorded phone call from HMRC telling me I am being investigated for tax fraud and must press #1 to be connected to an operator. I didn't press #1 and the message said in the case of not pressing #1 a warrant will be issued and I will be arrested shortly......

I am now hiding behind the sofa and will not answer the door.... Wish me luck

 

[snorri]

My neighbour got one of these calls, but it was two days before the blue lights were flashing outside his door.
You have time to build a concealed bunker or to flee, the choice is yours.

 

[DCLane]

Can I have your bikes

 

[Archie_tect]

I may be going away for some time.

I have just seconds ago received a recorded phone call from HMRC telling me I am being investigated for tax fraud and must press #1 to be connected to an operator. I didn't press #1 and the message said in the case of not pressing #1 a warrant will be issued and I will be arrested shortly......

I am now hiding behind the sofa and will not answer the door.... Wish me luck

You're OK, they can't get in, someone's nicked all the door knobs...

 

[Cycleops]

Don't worry, I'm sure it will take them a long time to travel from Nigeria. Then there's the quarantine.

 

[Archie_tect]

+ when you do go to the bank to pay someone's taken all the money out because you didn't respond to the call from your bank last week.

 

[fossyant]

Can I have your bikes

They will need a bloody good wash. PS the Carbon GT MTB is very nice, but it's Skolly's lads !

 

[potsy]

I knew they'd get you eventually

Ps can I have your bike?

 

[I like Skol]

Ps can I have your bike?

I got rid of all my kids size bikes when I was about 9, sorry

 

[Chris S]

All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time!

 

[Teamfixed]

Mine was about my criminal activity re my National insurance number

 

[Teamfixed]

Still waiting for the knock on the door though

 

[DCBassman]

All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time!

Jeez, haven't heard THAT in a while!

 

[Rocky]

I knew they'd get you eventually

Ps can I have your bike?

And what would you do with it?

 

[potsy]

And what would you do with it?

Give it to you