Favourite euphemisms for ... OMG, I don't have a non-euphemism for this! Oh except "dunny"

[stephec]

The Office.

You are the Fonz, AICMFP.

 

[snorri]

I wonder if that's what I here but I was so pished I thought it was Trombone!!

There will be local variations I'm sure.

 

[Fnaar]

Fir/Mna

 

[Tin Pot]

Fir/Mna

 

[Cronorider]

The Great White Telephone. Usage = "So, I understand you got pretty hammered last night?" "Ya, and I was up all night, talkin' on the great white telephone." Translation = got drunk and threw up all night into the toilet

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Khazi

 

[Beebo]

There was one occasion where I needed to be polite (as opposed to my normal 'going for a sh1t') so I said 'I'm going for a sit down'
This has passed into family usage and at work too.

A chap I used to work with would say.
I am just going for a think.

 

[flake99please]

Spam Can...

Penthouse Suite....

 

[User482]

I was once with a group on a slightly aged coach being taken from Portsmouth across to France for a cycling holiday. The driver, who also owned the coach, indicated where the tiny toilet was and said, 'But, ladies and gentlemen, it's for whispers, not for shouts, if you don't mind.'

I had a similar instruction when travelling in South America. The driver got the message across to his international audience with "Peepee. No poopoo."

 

[Salty seadog]

If my mum calls.....tell her I'm in a meeting.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The crap house

Little girls room

 

[Welsh wheels]

The Office.

My father always uses this one

 

[Welsh wheels]

If I'm in polite company I usually ask where the facilities are.

 

[jefmcg]

Driving the white bus - is a favourite of mine.

How did I get that wrong?

It's driving the porcelain bus.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Wazzery