wonderloaf
Veteran
Ride a unicycle
Favourite Weight Weenie tips..
- Thread starter PeteXXX
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Smokin Joe
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
A/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
FishFright
More wheels than sense
A/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
Ouch !
Dave 123
Legendary Member
- Location
- Cambridgeshire alps
Save weight on your ride.
View attachment 447817
Cut the stalk off your banana.
Surely has to save 2 or 3 grams at the very least!
Even better, just throw the whole disgusting thing in the bin!
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
No way! I've ate one a day for years and when I get to 100 years of age and I'm asked what my secret for a long life is...
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
A/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
Christ that's not good.
Some post-recovery reading for you:
https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pet-advice/information-about-dogs-and-their-mouth-bacteria.html
GWS.
numbnuts
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Yeah, but I'll keep me teeth in thank you
Smokin Joe
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
I'll pass on reading that, thank you.Christ that's not good.
Some post-recovery reading for you:
https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pet-advice/information-about-dogs-and-their-mouth-bacteria.html
GWS.
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
No way! I've ate one a day for years and when I get to 100 years of age and I'm asked what my secret for a long life is...
A fried breakfast in the morning and whisky at night?
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Lose the 10+ kilos you're carrying! 
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
I was watching a documentary on an expendition up some mountain were they all trimmed the ends off their shoelaces to save a few grams. Seemed totally stupid to me.
Slick
Guru
Wow, not good. GwsA/ Take one leaflet.
B/ Add a letterbox.
Push A through B, extending fingers as you do so.
C/ Find bastard dog on other side of door.
Spend night in hospital and half hour on operating table in the morning having what's left of left index finger sealed up. Emerge from said hospital a whole half inch of finger lighter.
That's what I did yesterday anyway
kevin_cambs_uk
Guru
- Location
- Near Cambridge
Now that is funny!
- Location
- Inside my skull
Gold bars are so bloody difficult to spend at the cafe.
