Mrs M
Guru
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
Just make it yourself!You want the sandwich shop a few doors down
Just make it yourself!You want the sandwich shop a few doors down
How dare you. There's no instant coffee in my house!Just make it yourself!
Kenco "coffee house roast" is nae badHow dare you. There's no instant coffee in my house!
I expect it's more palatable than Starbucks.Kenco "coffee house roast" is nae bad
I wish you'd made that up. I fear you didn't.You know these coffee shops where they write your name on your cup?
My daughter's friend Marc went into one of those. He ordered his drink and was asked his name. He replied "Marc with a c"
So the Barista wrote "Carc".........
I promise you I didn't make it up.I wish you'd made that up. I fear you didn't.
There in lies the problem. The customer is always right, even when they are talking a load of bloody bollocks.True story, observed in a local independent coffee shop:
"This Americano you've served me - it's got no milk in"
"Americano is served black, without milk, but I can add some if you want"
"Black? I don't like black coffee"
"I can add some milk if you like?"
"Go on, I'll try it black with milk...but just a splash"