Football World Cup - Russia 2018

[Accy cyclist]

I bought some England flag bunting from a closing down pound shop,for 25p(some might say that's all 'Engurland' are worth). I want to hang it outside my flat. The thing is i can't get it to hang from my living room window to my bedroom window as i haven't any ladders here. I've seen these documentaries and dramas where prisoners in their cells swing things out their cell windows to pass to other prisoners through their cell windows. Have any of you been in prison? If you have could you let me know what's the best way to get my bunting string from one window to another.
Thanks in advance for any replies and tips!

 

[Beebo]

I bought some England flag bunting from a closing down pound shop,for 25p(some might say that's all 'Engurland' are worth). I want to hang it outside my flat. The thing is i can't get it to hang from my living room window to my bedroom window as i haven't any ladders here. I've seen these documentaries and dramas where prisoners in their cells swing things out their cell windows to pass to other prisoners through their cell windows. Have any of you been in prison? If you have could you let me know what's the best way to get my bunting string from one window to another.
Thanks in advance for any replies and tips!

Tie a brick on it and chuck it through an open window. Just make sure you have a good aim.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I think the Rockin Robin brewery have recycled their rugby beer...

...with Put'in the Net, because I had a pint of it last night and it was light bronze and hoppy.

I'm now waiting for a craft brewery to bring out a Saudi Sour.

 

[Grant Fondo]

If ' low rent ' teams are a worry now what about expansion from 32 to 48 countries for USA Can Mex world cup?
Andorra must be well chuffed!

 

[Stephenite]

I bought some England flag bunting from a closing down pound shop,for 25p(some might say that's all 'Engurland' are worth). I want to hang it outside my flat. The thing is i can't get it to hang from my living room window to my bedroom window as i haven't any ladders here. I've seen these documentaries and dramas where prisoners in their cells swing things out their cell windows to pass to other prisoners through their cell windows. Have any of you been in prison? If you have could you let me know what's the best way to get my bunting string from one window to another.
Thanks in advance for any replies and tips!

Fix the bunting at one of the windows and let it hang down. If it doesn't hang low enough so that you can reach it from the ground extend it by attaching rope or fishing like, etc. Hang some more fishing line/rope, etc from the other window. Bung one of the guards or someone with access to the outside. Simply, go outside and attach the two ends together. Upstairs again to pull the non-bunting end through the window. And.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Fix the bunting at one of the windows and let it hang down. If it doesn't hang low enough so that you can reach it from the ground extend it by attaching rope or fishing like, etc. Hang some more fishing line/rope, etc from the other window. Bung one of the guards or someone with access to the outside. Simply, go outside and attach the two ends together. Upstairs again to pull the non-bunting end through the window. And.

Excellent suggestion! I'm going to do that,thanks!

 

[Dayvo]

Naff all to do with football, but does anyone know which font the 'Russia 2018' is? It's become my favourite, taking over from Palatino Linotype.

 

[cisamcgu]

Naff all to do with football, but does anyone know which font the 'Russia 2018' is? It's become my favourite, taking over from Palatino Linotype.

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http://en.fontreactor.com/foundries/walter/fifa-world-cup-russia-2018-dusha

 

[derrick]

To be a meaningful event the World Cup should be elitist. Scrap the regional qualifying which allows nations like Saudi Arabia to qualify against equally mediocre sides while the likes of Italy and Holland have to sit it out and have properly seeded qualifying groups which mean you actually have to earn your place at the finals.

If it was elitist,how would England get in.

 

[Dayvo]

My colleague was not impressed with the opening match yesterday (Russia v Saudi Arabia).

He said it was the most boring 5-0 match he'd ever seen.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I see Nigerian fans have been banned from taking chickens to matches.

An interesting fact: Nigerian fans started to take chickens to matches after they played Ireland in a friendly in 1973, at a time when chickens were not bred in Nigeria. The Irish players brought their own chickens with them so that they could enjoy a post-match meal, however they escaped at HT and invaded the pitch. At the time Ireland were leading 2-0. After the chickens were cleared from the pitch the Nigerians went on to win 4-2.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I see Nigerian fans have been banned from taking chickens to matches.

An interesting fact: Nigerian fans started to take chickens to matches after they played Ireland in a friendly in 1973, at a time when chickens were not bred in Nigeria. The Irish players brought their own chickens with them so that they could enjoy a post-match meal, however they escaped at HT and invaded the pitch. At the time Ireland were leading 2-0. After the chickens were cleared from the pitch the Nigerians went on to win 4-2.

Hence the expression ''The cluck of the Irish.''

 

[MiK1138]

I bought some England flag bunting from a closing down pound shop,for 25p(some might say that's all 'Engurland' are worth). I want to hang it outside my flat. The thing is i can't get it to hang from my living room window to my bedroom window as i haven't any ladders here. I've seen these documentaries and dramas where prisoners in their cells swing things out their cell windows to pass to other prisoners through their cell windows. Have any of you been in prison? If you have could you let me know what's the best way to get my bunting string from one window to another.
Thanks in advance for any replies and tips!

Tie a bobbin of thread to one end. hang it from the living room them throw the bobbin through the bedroom window(far safer than a half brick)

 

[Accy cyclist]

Who's the studio presenter on ITV for the current Morocco v Iran game? He looks and sounds like Jeremy Kyle.

 

[Biff600]

Ahhhh, the great classical sound of a vuvuzela !!!