Forum/Cycling Acronyms and Abbreviations

[Will1985]

I just learnt BSO on a thread in commuting - Bicycle Shaped Object

 

[Robster]

BSD Bead Seat Diameter

Has that got something to do with Taxi drivers?

 

[inspiration_is_cultivated]

NFW = No ****ing Way

 

[atbman]

A - alphabetic
C - code
R - reminders
O - of
N - names
Y - you
M - memorise

 

[jimboalee]

BSA - Birmingham Small Arms,

or

Bloody Sore Arse

 

[TheDoctor]

FOAD - You have annoyed me intensely. Kindly go away and trouble me no more. Ever.
WTF - I don't understand
S+M - Sausages and Mash, presumably. Or I'm in for a nasty shock next weekend

 

[TheDoctor]

Most of us are a damn sight more childish than that!
*flicks chewing gum at User76 with ruler*

 

[jimboalee]

On a lonely early morn,
Before the sunrise brings the dawn,
Schrödinger is up and on his bike.
I know his thoughts, I do alike.

A signal turns RED to his astound,
But he is the only soul around…
Does he stop, or does he go?
Take a guess, you’ll never know.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

POTATO = People Over Thirty Acting Twenty One

Although I am sure that no-one on here could be accused of this

 

[Carwash]

On a lonely early morn,
Before the sunrise brings the dawn,
Schrödinger is up and on his bike.
I know his thoughts, I do alike.

A signal turns RED to his astound,
But he is the only soul around…
Does he stop, or does he go?
Take a guess, you’ll never know.

He does both, of course!

Very nice verse, BTW!

 

[jimboalee]

Once upon a time, the ATB and MTB were called "Trackers".
Gents 26" or youths 24" with small chainrings and the largest sprocket you could fit on a Sturmey AW3. Twist grip changer.
Cowhorns, or better still, MotoX bars with an alum shim. No front brake.

NICE = No Internal Combustion Engine.

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

On a lonely early morn,
Before the sunrise brings the dawn,
Schrödinger is up and on his bike.
I know his thoughts, I do alike.

A signal turns RED to his astound,
But he is the only soul around…
Does he stop, or does he go?
Take a guess, you’ll never know.

But where's his cat during all this?

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Love it. Now this is my kind of humour.

On a lonely early morn,
Before the sunrise brings the dawn,
Schrödinger is up and on his bike.
I know his thoughts, I do alike.

A signal turns RED to his astound,
But he is the only soul around…
Does he stop, or does he go?
Take a guess, you’ll never know.

 

[Nik]

M8 =MATE
RU OK? =ARE YOU OK?
T2U L8R = TALK TO YOU LATER
TAFKAP = THE ARTIST FORMELY KNOWN AS PRINCE

 

[swee'pea99]

Surprised LMFAO hasn't come up....