Give me some dialogue from your day

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threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
maybe I'll show them your avatar, that might put them off

Hmph! - well that's one 2nd class stamp saved...
 

skudupnorth

Cycling Skoda lover
I can't share mine from today's ride because it involved lots of swearing as my arse twitched whilst riding over all the ice,but you can fill in the gaps from your own experiences !
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
That was the one! I remember it well.
I also remember that the silly bastard waved at the train instead of hiding his face! Prat.

Dialogue?

Me: "The thing is you've really annoyed the ref now, so he's going to blow up at the slightest infringement. Keep your hands out of the rucks and watch the offside."
U14's Captain : "He's a real knob though."
Me: "Errrr, well........ just watch what you're doing. Did he explain why he gave that penalty against xxxxx a minute ago?"
U14's Captain: "It's 'cos I told him they weren't rolling away."
Me: "Oh...... you need to learn to play the ref a bit better then."
Cubester: "It's a bit difficult if he's a knob though Dad."
Me: "Look, just make sure of the restart and for God's sake don't let the ref know you think he's a knob."
U14's Captain "Do you think he's a knob as well?"
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
Ok, it looks crap, but it still tastes pretty good.
 

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
Him: I haven't done as you directed, it would be too costly.
Me: What did it cost last time?
Him: There hasn't been a last time.
Me: OK. How much is 'too costly'?
Him: A lot of money
Me: Roughly how much?
Him: I have absolutely no idea, I'd have to find out but I'm rather busy.
Me: Tens, Hundreds, Thousands? What order of expense are we talking about?
Him: I would have to find that out from the service provider.
Me: You have no idea what it would actually cost to do this thing but you decided not to do it because somehow you know it would be 'too costly'?
Him: Yes, have you a problem with that?
Me: Step into my office.......
 

BigonaBianchi

Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
Me..just off the bike..frozen to the core..." one adult please"...Bloke on desk.." erm I am afraid the swimming pool is closed today until after christmas"..me.." bollox"...
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
ring ring, ring ring:

me hello mrs ........ its Colin here, is it ok to call round with your sofa

mrs ....... umm? right now?

me if that's convenient yes

mrs ....... let me see

soft voices off stage
mrs ..... wants to come round now

man put him off I only have an hour

mrs......(back on phone) could you call later my husband is at work just now

me well I will have someone with me so I don't need a lift or anything

Mrs...... tonight would be better I am having a couple of hours in bed

me err? ok after 6 then.


:ohmy:
 
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