On the train this morning. Loud Lady behind me, telling her friend (and most of the carriage) about Jack and little Oliver. Apparently both Jack and little Oliver have been poorly. Jack hasn’t been eating properly, and little Oliver just wants to sleep all of the time. She’s very concerned about them, because normally Oliver is so bright and full of energy, but now he just sleeps. This went on for about 5 minutes before we realised that Jack and little Oliver are rabbits.