Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Crackle, 16 Dec 2011.
What a glaikit wee bampot!
We took our cat to the vet today for her annual check up and boosters. The vet put her on the scales
Vet: ok we need to talk about her weight, she is fat.
We do know this because we have had a constant struggle with her weight and have tried different biscuits supposedly aimed at weight loss. We bought a bag from the vet so we will see how she gets on with those.
Pancakes are simple! 50g (two rounded tablespoons) flour, 150 ml (about 1/4 pint) of milk, and an egg. Mix to form a batter.
Get some oil nice and hot in your nice new pan, add enough batter to make your desired thickness of pancakey goodness.
Turn it over once it's cooked enough that you can turn it rather than spill it.
Add things to it and consume.
Don't make me come up there and show you how
Time to go home and we all went Yippee
"And I'm pregnant again"
I must have let my surprise show as I clocked the young couple with him pushing a pushchair for four toddlers *and* a baby in her arms.
Yesterday at work. Walking through a busy pack house to my next job, I happened to look up and see a young guy popping some grapes in his mouth while hes loading the line.....strictly strictly against the rules to eat the products we pack.
I wondered across and said as quietly and under the radar as I could...(to hopefully avoid embarrassing him)
'Mate, don't get caught doing that, you could get in big trouble ' (like sacked)
He smiled and got on...
New guy, agency, many dont have good English so occasionally dont understand the rules.
Me to the cat after cleaning out her tray:
I bet that feels better
My colleague: I can't drink water, it makes me gag
Me: but you can put a cancer stick in your mouth and inhale the toxins
My colleague: yes
My daughter walked in the front door, card in hand....
Me....shouting upstairs to my wife...
'Just popping down Tescos'
Christ, I'd forget my own funeral.
I’d be having a word with the brewery. Ideally via their social media accounts.
Thought about it , then just let it go.
(after doing a few wee jobs at daughter’s house)
“Dad, how do you know how to do all this stuff?”
Did you answer her she can too, it's all on You Tube!
Yes, it’s all on youtube. :-) But I knew how to do most of it before t’internet. And I’ve no idea how I learned about things like plumbing, electrics, decorating, and generally fixing stuff.
The reverse of this is I once said to someone...if you can't do DIY, you're facing a lot of expense over your lifetime.
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