Give me some dialogue from your day

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Crackle, 16 Dec 2011.

  1. Maverick Goose

    Maverick Goose A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place

    What a glaikit wee bampot!:wacko:
     
  2. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    We took our cat to the vet today for her annual check up and boosters. The vet put her on the scales

    Vet: ok we need to talk about her weight, she is fat.

    We do know this because we have had a constant struggle with her weight and have tried different biscuits supposedly aimed at weight loss. We bought a bag from the vet so we will see how she gets on with those.
     
  3. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Resistance is futile! Moderator

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Pancakes are simple! 50g (two rounded tablespoons) flour, 150 ml (about 1/4 pint) of milk, and an egg. Mix to form a batter.
    Get some oil nice and hot in your nice new pan, add enough batter to make your desired thickness of pancakey goodness.
    Turn it over once it's cooked enough that you can turn it rather than spill it.
    Add things to it and consume.
    Don't make me come up there and show you how :biggrin:
     
  4. biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider

    Location:
    Northamptonshire
    Time to go home and we all went Yippee
     
  5. srw

    srw It's a bit more complicated than that...

    "And I'm pregnant again"

    I must have let my surprise show as I clocked the young couple with him pushing a pushchair for four toddlers *and* a baby in her arms.
     
  6. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    Location:
    Peterborough
    Yesterday at work. Walking through a busy pack house to my next job, I happened to look up and see a young guy popping some grapes in his mouth while hes loading the line.....strictly strictly against the rules to eat the products we pack.
    I wondered across and said as quietly and under the radar as I could...(to hopefully avoid embarrassing him)
    'Mate, don't get caught doing that, you could get in big trouble :okay:' (like sacked)

    He smiled and got on...
    New guy, agency, many dont have good English so occasionally dont understand the rules.
     
  7. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    Me to the cat after cleaning out her tray:

    I bet that feels better :eek: xx(
     
  8. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    My colleague: I can't drink water, it makes me gag
    Me: but you can put a cancer stick in your mouth and inhale the toxins
    My colleague: yes
    Me: :dry:
     
  9. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    Location:
    Peterborough
    My daughter walked in the front door, card in hand....
    Me....:huh:
    Her...:ohmy:
    Me...:ohmy::ohmy::ohmy:
    Me....shouting upstairs to my wife...
    'Just popping down Tescos'
    Daughter...:laugh::laugh:

    Christ, I'd forget my own funeral. :headshake:
     
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  10. bruce1530

    bruce1530 Über Member

    Location:
    Ayrshire
    I’d be having a word with the brewery. Ideally via their social media accounts.
     
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  11. pjd57

    pjd57 Über Member

    Location:
    Glasgow
    Thought about it , then just let it go.
     
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  12. bruce1530

    bruce1530 Über Member

    Location:
    Ayrshire
    (after doing a few wee jobs at daughter’s house)

    “Dad, how do you know how to do all this stuff?”
     
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  13. Pat "5mph"

    Pat "5mph" A kilogrammicaly challenged woman Moderator

    Location:
    Glasgow
    Did you answer her she can too, it's all on You Tube! :laugh:
     
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  14. bruce1530

    bruce1530 Über Member

    Location:
    Ayrshire
    Yes, it’s all on youtube. :-) But I knew how to do most of it before t’internet. And I’ve no idea how I learned about things like plumbing, electrics, decorating, and generally fixing stuff.
     
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  15. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    Location:
    Peterborough
    The reverse of this is I once said to someone...if you can't do DIY, you're facing a lot of expense over your lifetime.
     
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