Give me some dialogue from your day

[Mad Doug Biker]

Last night

Me: "...So it was the 12th built out of 19"

Them: "No, it was the 11th.
092 - 110, it is number 103"

Me: "92 still existed too, count it!"


This is the level of intellect I have to deal with sometimes... 🤦‍♂️

 

[Chris S]

"Please do not fasten your seat belts as this plane is still refuelling."

 

[ColinJ]

"Please do not fasten your seat belts as this plane is still refuelling."

"... and it might catch fire, so you need to be able to disembark quickly!"

 

[fossyant]

Yesterday.

Teams Meeting, about re-approving Uni Courses.

Me, "If you recruit students to target, then we are fine, if you don't the programme isn't viable. You've missed target by a mile the last two years and it's not going to improve" (Government Policy changes on International Students). The courses are vulnerable due to over reliance on International students. Bang, penny dropped with the group. I may have upset a lot of people, but I'm only telling it as it is. Now, either I am a genius, or totally thick, but how can you have three staff to teach about 20 students ?