Got fired from my job today.

[Dayvo]

I used to be an ice-hockey referee.

I wasn't very good and got the sack. I knew I was skating on thin ice!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to be an ice-hockey referee.

I wasn't very good and got the sack. I knew I was skating on thin ice!

They tell you to puck off Dayvo?

 

[Dayvo]

They tell you to puck off Dayvo?

I love slapshotstick humour, 3BM!

 

[Maz]

I used to work for Tropicana...but I got the sack cos I couldn't concentrate.


[Have we already had that one? Can't be arsed to look back through 16 pages]

 

[Speicher]

I used to work for Tropicana...but I got the sack cos I couldn't concentrate.


[Have we already had that one? Can't be arsed to look back through 16 pages]

Yes, that was the reason I got sacked from the fruit processing plant. several pages back.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I was a sewerage farm worker for a bit. But I was shoot at it.

 

[Aperitif]

I had a job looking after a showjumping horse - I couldn't hack it...

 

[661-Pete]

I used to work at a tailor's but they accused me of nicking some stuff. It was a lie - someone fitted me up.

 

[661-Pete]

...then they appointed me as Manager of the local brewery, but it didn't work out. I couldn't even organise... ... ... ...

 

[trustysteed]

i used to work at a canning factory but was fired as i continually lifted the lid on bad work practices.

 

[tyred]

I used to be a cooper but it was no barrel of laughs.

 

[tyred]

I used to be a lumberjack but I got the chop.

 

[Speicher]

I used to be an engine driver at a preserved railway. I blew the whistle on someone, but got the sack because they said it was nothing to get steamed up about.

 

[trustysteed]

i used to be a wave-boarder but i was surfers to requirements.

 

[Brains]

I used to be in the Army but now I'm Surplus