Got fired from my job today.

[Fnaar]

I think I'm going to be sacked from my job as an opera singer, but it ain't over till the fat lady sings

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I got naffed off working at the suppository factory so I told them to stick it up their arse!

 

[Fnaar]

I told my boss at the turkey farm to get stuffed

 

[Fnaar]

I worked at a factory making roundabouts for kids' playgrounds. The boss was a git, so I told him to sit on it and spin.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I told them when I left at the office chair shop that they could swivel.

 

[tyred]

I used to be an optician but I made a right spectacle of myself.

 

[Fnaar]

I worked on the bins, but they threw me out.

 

[Aperitif]

I was an iPhone tester and got sacked for a lack of application.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I was an iPhone tester and got sacked for a lack of application.

You're not Gray Powell are you Teef?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20002885-1.html

 

[trustysteed]

when i worked at the national lottery, there were possible redundancies and my boss said 'it could be you'.

 

[trustysteed]

i used to work at an air freshener company until i was ousted

 

[Aperitif]

You're not Gray Powell are you Teef?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20002885-1.html

Partly

 

[trustysteed]

i used to work in human resources but got fired for getting exorbitantly paid for doing very little work and having absolutely no people skills.

still can't understand it, myself.

 

[tyred]

i used to work in human resources but got fired for getting exorbitantly paid for doing very little work and having absolutely no people skills.

still can't understand it, myself.

You must have worked in the HR department of every company I ever worked for

 

[justAl]

got sacked from the set of the new film about snooker. I kept missing the cues