Got fired from my job today.

[slowmotion]

I used to be a miner. It was the pits.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a sign writer, but I handed in my notice.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I worked for KP at one time but the pay was peanuts

 

[PaulB]

I was once a Urologist but they fired me because I kept taking the piss.

 

[tyred]

I used to be builder but my career collapsed.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to work in a car factory, but I was given the boot.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When I told my firm I was emigrating to Scandinavia they said I was Finnished

 

[slowmotion]

I used to be a tennis coach but they gave me the elbow.

 

[Speicher]

They served you your notice.

 

[slowmotion]

They served you your notice.

The job was a load of balls anyway...

 

[TVC]

I had a job folding parachutes, but I had to pack it in, there were too many strings attached.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a freelance life coach, but I failed my self-appraisal.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a hairdresser, but I infringed my perms and conditioners.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to work in a poultry farm, but I was laid off.

 

[Speicher]

The job was a load of balls anyway...

Don't tell me, you received a volley of abuse, and you have no wish to return. You are now searching the net for another job.