Great one-liners from the movies

[Muddyfox]

Son, your ego is writing cheques your body cant cash ... Top Gun

Simon

 

[Simba]

"You gotta ask yourself, did he fire 5 shots or 6, well do you feel lucky? Do ya Punk" <-- may have it slightly wrong but its Mr Eastwood

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" Mr Vader

"Sarah Connor"
"Yes?"
BOOM!!! Mr Inator

 

[automatic_jon]

I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.


I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.


Here's looking at you, kid.


(Ok, pretty much anything that comes out of Bogey's mouth in Casablanca)

 

[djb1971]

say hello to my little friend !!!

scarface

 

[Ste T.]

Sedagiv !!!

Great Knockers.

Abi.....Abi.....Normal

What hump?

( all young frankenstien )

 

[TheDoctor]

Pretty please, with sugar on it,
Clean the fuggin' car.

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic **********ers.
**********ers who thought their ass would age like wine
If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does.
If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it


Guess who saw Pulp Fiction recently?

 

[Ste T.]

No...it was beauty that killed the beast.

( Original king kong )

 

[montage]

"Go ahead......make my day"

 

[Ashtrayhead]

You talking to me?

 

[ASC1951]

Not a movie, but Allie MacBeal when it was still good.

"Your trouble, Lin, is that you think everyone hates you - but actually it's only the people who know you."

 

[swee'pea99]

You talking to me?

I read somewhere recently that that line - indeed, that whole scene - was not in the script. He ad-libbed the whole thing.

 

[Dave Davenport]

'Oh we have both kinds, country and western'

 

[JtB]

Gene Hunt's one lines are far better than anything you'll ever get in the movies.

 

[Dilbert]

More from Dirty Harry to his Loootenant:
(a two liner)
DH - Do you have children?
LT - No
DH - Lucky for them

and

LT - ...thats my opinion.
DH - Well Looootenant opinions are like Ar$eholes - everybody has one.

 

[XmisterIS]

"Dude! We gotta go! I just sharted!"


From the party scene in Along Came Polly where the character played by Philip Hoffman farts and follows through.