Have you ever been banned from anything?

[Dan B]

I was banned from a pub somewhere near Leicester Square once for climbing over a settee to get out (there were people blocking the exits). I can't remember the name nor where I was, so let's hope they've forgotten too.

Only forum I've been banned from so far was a private forum for the co-ordination of group street skates in London, owing to being arguably implicated in actions that led to all all the members upping sticks from said forum and transferring to another run along less autocratic lines. Eventually the forum owner forgot to renew the domain name, so I bought it when it lapsed - all's well that ends well etc etc.

 

[porteous]

RAF Catterick Officers' Mess. It's a long story, but I'm quite proud of that one.

 

[taxing]

Brownies.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I am banned from Harrods and all other House of Frazer stores for life.

 

[Norm]

Asked to leave Girl Guides, does that count?

Yeah, they did that to me too.

 

[slowmotion]

I am banned from Harrods and all other House of Frazer stores for life.

Do tell. Apart from a genuine curiosity about your "deadly deed", I'm wondering about the means by which the Fugger is going to police the ban. Did they tattoo you on the spot?

 

[mcshroom]

Yeah, they did that to me too.

Funny they let me join (strange technicality)

 

[Gareth]

I am banned from Great Yarmouth Sealife centre for going fishing in the Sea Bass exhibit ....absolutely true ..... my photo (taken by a security camera) was posted behind the entrance till for some time

 

[Bird Brain]

Oh yeah had to leave the Boys Brigade as I already belonged in the Scouts.Weird.

 

[Globalti]

I was banned from Singletrack forum. Funny because I had several articles published in some early editions of the magazine.

 

[PBancroft]

Only one thing. I was banned from doing any more Science homework for Mrs. Murphy by my mum when I was about 13.

Murphy had given me a detention for not doing my homework, except I had (and she had marked it). She refused to listen to reason and when the truth came out she refused to apologise. So my mum said there's no point in doing any more work for her - in fairness, I actually still did the homework, I just didn't hand it in. I think I even marked it against my classmates work when they got their answers back.

My mum can be pretty ace when she wants to be.

 

[Proto]

St Malo youth hostel, life time ban. YHA card ripped up and escorted from the premises.

 

[martint235]

I was banned from all but two of the pubs in Nelson Lancashire. I was also banned from entering any pub in the neighbouring town of Burnley. I am apparently allowed in all but one of the establishments now. What was really strange is that I was the barman and on duty when I got barred from one of the pubs!

I was also thrown out of the Boys Brigade. I'd only joined for the uniform and the conversation went like this:

BB Supervisor: Ok boys, when you can show that you've been to church for 6 consecutive weeks, you get a free uniform
Me: I've been to church every single Sunday since I was about 3 months old.
BB: Oh we haven't seen you, which church do you go to?
Me: St Georges (Roman Catholic)
BB: Out you Fenian b*****d and never darken our doors again. (Well ok what he actually said was please leave now and don't come back )

 

[ACS]

Got banned from a pub in in Port Stanley (the Victoria I think). Never found out why I was told by the landlady (witch) following day when I went back to collect my coat and other items of apparel.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

No bans but I've been thrown out of a few places