having a wee when riding

[sackville d]

No.That is just silly.
Was it raining so hard that all the pee was rinsed off you? Probably not , in which case you and your kit now smell of stale pee.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Doctor: ' We're going to need a blood, urine and stool sample.'

Patient: ' No problem. I'll get me boxer shorts from the linen basket!'

 

[youngoldbloke]

This thread reminded me (unfortunately ) of something I read some time ago : https://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=150441&page=1#

 

[smokeysmoo]

Can be done, and does get done, but I don't. As others have said there's just no need.

 

[Mugshot]

anyone ever had a wee while still on the bike . out today it was pouring with rain so i thought i can not be bothered to stop and and find a place to go so just went . being a surfer who wees in my wetsuit regularly its not that strange for me but it was a first on the bike . i think i will only do it when its raining .

Good on you @surfdude too much hate in this thread, you carry on if it keeps you happy and warm

 

[mrbikerboy73]

I'm p1$$ing myself just reading this!

 

[LimeBurn]

No. No. No. NO! Not only is the thought of it disgusting and foul (I'll forgive racing peeps out there who are against the clock) but the thought of of pee going on my carbon bike and my Prologo Scratch saddle is stuff for nightmares. I pity your riding buddies - if you have any left!

 

[Peteaud]

But if you pi$$ed on a CF bike it would melt and you would be left sitting on the ground with ar$echeeks full of gravel.

So no.

 

[surfdude]

this has got to be a first on a cyclechat thread . everyone agreeing with each other . i am very pleased to unite you all .

 

[Gravity Aided]

#1 for all, and all for #1.

 

[vickster]

you carry on if it keeps you warm

 

[Accy cyclist]

If i had to go i would find a quiet lane or a back alley to have a leak,but matter how many times i shake it and pump it, it always releases some more when i've put it back!!

 

[Gixxerman]

If you have enough excess fluids that you need to pee, you are obviously not working hard enough .
I all seriousness, when I did my first 100 miler (actually 97.3 as I found out later when I took out my phone at home ), I drunk about 5 litres of fluids (including a coffee at my lunch stop) and never had a wee, or felt that I needed one, all day. Someone on here suggested that I had gone into something called "Ketosis". Dunno if I did or not, but it was odd to drink so much and not need a pee.
But when I do need a pee, I would never consider doing the act in the saddle (well not deliberately). I did have some wee come out once when getting a serious wobble on when going down a hill at 40+ mph, but I don't think that counts.

 

[welsh dragon]

If i had to go i would find a quiet lane or a back alley to have a leak,but matter how many times i shake it and pump it, it always releases some more when i've put it back!!

 

[Rob3rt]

Some rather dramatic responses to someone pissing their pants. Especially this one:

It's to do with dignity, self respect and good manners.
You seem to lack all three.
Being a cyclist doesn't mean you can p*ss anywhere you want.
Find a tree/bush, get off and to it discretely like any normal person.