having a wee when riding

[Garethgas]

It's to do with dignity, self respect and good manners.
You seem to lack all three.
Being a cyclist doesn't mean you can p*ss anywhere you want.
Find a tree/bush, get off and to it discretely like any normal person.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I used to do a lot of scuba diving and you could always tell who peed in their wet suit as you could smell them as soon as it got wet.
I have had a few close encounters when bursting and trying to find somewhere discrete, but never actually done it in my shorts.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

You could always slip this down your shorts next time

http://www.medgadget.com/2007/07/pocket_peebag.html

 

[s7ephanie]

thats gross !!

 

[DaveReading]

I've adapted my Camelbak to work in reverse

 

[JasonHolder]

Learnt to pee on the bike for when racing. But that is pulling your pipe out your shorts leg and being careful not to drench yourself. That said, only did it in training. This^^ is hoofing wrong OP lol

 

[Pikey]

I spewed the other day down the side of my aero bars and carried on pedalling and that made enough mess.

I hate to think of the clean up if I start taking a slash on the bike too.

Tbh I'll always try and go in a farmers field if I get caught on a ride, plants need the nitrogen, we eat them back up, it's the circle of life

 

[ianrauk]

why the eff would you want to pee on yourself and your bike? No ride is too important to do something like that. Gross.

 

[compo]

On long journeys by motorbike in the winter when wearing several layers of clothing, and things shrink in the cold, I have used a "Convene" which is like an adhesive lined condom with a long tube attached, that ran down inside my trouser leg and out the bottom. I could piddle to my bladders content and remain fresh and clean (mostly). I have never felt the need on a bicycle where it is less fuss to just stop and dodge into a field gateway or behind a bush.

 

[ufkacbln]

thats gross !!

I think he is taking the pi$$

 

[MickeyBlueEyes]

anyone ever had a wee while still on the bike

Erm no..... Years ago I taught myself the trick of how to lean my bike up against a tree...it's ever so easy!

 

[Brandane]

On long journeys by motorbike in the winter when wearing several layers of clothing, and things shrink in the cold, I have used a "Convene" which is like an adhesive lined condom with a long tube attached, that ran down inside my trouser leg and out the bottom. I could piddle to my bladders content and remain fresh and clean (mostly). I have never felt the need on a bicycle where it is less fuss to just stop and dodge into a field gateway or behind a bush.

I always wondered what these people who go to concerts hours before the start did when nature called, and they didn't want to leave their spot in front of the stage. The mystery is solved!

 

[Sassy14]

no, just no!!!!!!

 

[slowmotion]

I might try it, seeing as almost every time I stop for a tinkle in a field gate I tread in dog poo, which sticks to my cleats and pedals.

How about jetting the cleats and pedals with your p!ss? Be sure to keep it out of the bottom bracket though....

 

[Donger]

You little piskie, you! Smell you later.