thats gross !!
Erm no..... Years ago I taught myself the trick of how to lean my bike up against a tree...it's ever so easy!anyone ever had a wee while still on the bike
I always wondered what these people who go to concerts hours before the start did when nature called, and they didn't want to leave their spot in front of the stage. The mystery is solved!On long journeys by motorbike in the winter when wearing several layers of clothing, and things shrink in the cold, I have used a "Convene" which is like an adhesive lined condom with a long tube attached, that ran down inside my trouser leg and out the bottom. I could piddle to my bladders content and remain fresh and clean (mostly). I have never felt the need on a bicycle where it is less fuss to just stop and dodge into a field gateway or behind a bush.
How about jetting the cleats and pedals with your p!ss? Be sure to keep it out of the bottom bracket though....I might try it, seeing as almost every time I stop for a tinkle in a field gate I tread in dog poo, which sticks to my cleats and pedals.