Hit by a dead fish...

[Dayvo]

Will they be banned and lose their fishing driving licences?

Hope you get some kind of payout - the bigger thebetter (not just for your cycling holiday suffering) but also to deter these kind of mindless acts of 'fun'!

 

[just jim]

Some wonderful condiments left on this thread!

 

[just jim]

Does anyone know if the van was turbot charged?

 

[Aperitif]

Some wonderful condiments left on this thread!

It's about a salt with a fish - that's why!

 

[asterix]

No-one can accuse us cyclists of failing to see the humorous angle..

It's a while since I saw such a conger-regation of bad puns.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

No puns to contribute but what I can say is that I was sitting having a beer in a beer garden with my Dad once when all of a sudden something fell out of the sky and hit him on the napper. The offending article? A pig's kidney! There was a nearby abbatoir and seagulls had got at some of the waste.

Most surreal but very amusing.

 

[just jim]

You guys krill me!

(I see krill has been used already, though I can't fathom why.)

 

[asterix]

You mean you trawled through every post to find out!

Anyway I am looking forward to hearing what will be the net result of catching them when the scales of justice have done their work..

 

[just jim]

You mean you trawled through every post to find out!

Anyway I am looking forward to hearing what will be the net result of catching them when the scales of justice have done their work..

I shoaldn't have done it. now I'm gasping for a cuppa.

 

[meenaghman]

Getting hit by a fish - that has to be codswallop.

 

[Fnaar]

Getting hit by a fish - that has to be codswallop.

Quality!

 

[Noodley]

Looks like it's time to dredge up this one again....I got a witness citation in the post today. Trial date set for June this year.

 

[fossyant]

excellent - so what have you ?..you and a witness vs the kipper slinger ?

 

[Noodley]

excellent - so what have you ?..you and a witness vs the kipper slinger ?

It's bream a long time coming to court.

 

[just jim]

I'd forgotten how tench this thread makes me.