How do I make porridge less boring?

[Angry Blonde]

Eat it naked in your garden whilst singing cum by yar !

 

[mjr]

A satsuma mixed in but taste a segment first else it's right annoying if it's gone sour. Dried fruit if there's no fresh around. Never apple or pear.

 

[derrick]

Mix it with a bit of whale beer

 

[Wobblers]

[QUOTE 3473442, member: 45"]Wring a monkey gland into it.[/QUOTE]

What's best: pigmy marmoset or colobus monkey gland?

 

[Spinney]

I only have it in the winter months, so don't get too bored. Whole rolled oats gives a nice texture, with some sliced banana or other bits of fruit in it.

 

[Wobblers]

I know the purists here will probably shoot me down in flames

But, after years and years of eating plain porridge made with either water or milk, I`m sick to death of it. I want to go on eating the stuff because it`s healthy. How does everybody else make it a bit more interesting??

I`m open to any ideas!

Have you tried mixing it with lots and lots of cocaine?

 

[Venod]

I mix in some muesli

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

What's best: pigmy marmoset or colobus monkey gland?

Oi, eating bits of CC cyclists is wrong! My avatar shows what I think of that idea.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I quite like porridge but I couldn't eat it every day!
I use bananas, honey, a touch of evap milk, caramel sauce, brown sugar, blueberries...etc.
Oh and not all at the same time

 

[slowmotion]

Have you tried mixing it with lots and lots of cocaine?

...or spooning it out of a beautiful woman's navel.....?

 

[Wobblers]

Oi, eating bit of CC cyclists is wrong! My avatar shows what I think of that idea.

Sorry, I thought you were a Deptford Marmoset

 

[vickster]

I quite like porridge but I couldn't eat it every day!
I use bananas, honey, a touch of evap milk, caramel sauce, brown sugar, blueberries...etc.
Oh and not all at the same time

I read that as brown sauce?!

Try almond milk rather than moo juice?

 

[jefmcg]

Don't cook it. Just mix it with yoghurt and leave it in fridge overnight or just wait 10 minutes if you forget. Miracle: it doesn't look or taste like glue.

Sprinkle with sugar, or add grated apple, chopped nuts and desicated coconut for complete bircher muesli effect

 

[sight-pin]

I had a great gazpacho once in a restaurant, the soup bowl was surrounded by lots of little bowls with different bits to add to the soup. So i was thinking you could do the same with a bowl of porridge. variety is the spice of life lol

 

[Dave 123]

With milk. Bung in the microwave for a minute, give it a stir. Another minute and a half. Clean up the explosion in microwave. Add cold milk, 1/3 table spoon golden syrup and a handful of dried cranberries. Mmmmmmm!

I used to hate the stuff. I started on it in November, I love it now!