Mauritania!
Hey - those guys make mean, and I mean
MEAN, barbecues. Off to the cupboard to find my passport and buy a one way ticket to the land of dibiteries - stuff the cycling, nothing beats a dibiterie under the palms, watching the Atlantic roll in.
"lower BMI than 84% of males aged 45-59" in the UK - better still! Guilt free barbecues!
"If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would add 8,311,572 tonnes to the total weight of the world's population" - aye, but the reduction in the sheep population would balance that out