How many times...

[welsh dragon]

Always make sure the tomato sauce lid is fimly closed before you shake the bottle

 

[IDMark2]

See, that's more like it... we've all been there..

Chopping Scotch Bonnets is fraught with danger... not during, but after. Wash your hands immediately is all I'm saying.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Always make sure the tomato sauce lid is fimly closed before you shake the bottle

did that once with a smoothy in a company car. the lid was on firmly, the security seal still unbroken. Inside of the car and myself still got covered... (Supermarket I purchased it from paid for everything thankfully but it had my colleges in hysterics for days!)

So my tip is always keep a hand over the lid when shaking bottle/jar/container!

 

[welsh dragon]

When you go to the supermarket, always check to make sure you don't end up with the trolley that squeaks or only goes sideways.

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't they all do that?

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Don't open the window and then go out to dig up the flower bed immediately below it! .

(I will confess now, it could explain a lot about me!)

 

[coffeejo]

No, you're not awake, do not, do not, DO NOT hit "dismiss" on the alarm instead of "snooze". You will go back to sleep.

Three hours later...

 

[IDMark2]

I'm not old nor wise and sorry but I will post this solution to the door problem. Chop your legs off? That would sort it.

Yes! And after getting in the shed, in safety, then you can sew them back on, choose you bike and.. hang on, how do I get the bike out safely... you just haven't though this through have you @Cameronmu917772 ?

 

[Crackle]

It's an unreasonable request: if I could recall what it was I wasn't meant to do, I wouldn't do it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Person shaped cut-out door in the end of the shed...

 

[Beebo]

Dont sit down on the train whilst well refreshed after a night out with the boys.
I always tell myself that it is best to stand up, but I never seem to learn, and end up missing my stop.

 

[IDMark2]

It's an unreasonable request: if I could recall what it was I wasn't meant to do, I wouldn't do it.

Ahh... such wisdom..

 

[IDMark2]

It is less painful to find a screwdriver that is the right size for the job instead of making do with the smaller, closer one.

(It may be that I have so many of these, everyone will wonder why I am still alive.)

 

[IDMark2]

It doesn't matter how many times you do it, the 'short cut' that is approximately four times longer than the 'proper route' does not save you time. Although it may be prettier outside, it almost definitely will not be inside.

 

[Archie_tect]

If something has 4 screw fixings, I will be able to remove 3 of them.