There is a point beyond which it really hurts to bite your nails.
Still not got it.
Ah! The innocence of youthI'm not old nor wise and sorry but I will post this solution to the door problem. Chop your legs off? That would sort it.
.I always forget if I've locked the house. My four-year-old daughter said to me recently "Daddy, I think I'm going to watch you so I can tell you if you've locked the door from now on" Four years old, and already having to treat her dad as though he's senile. And not once have I forgotten to lock the bloody thing either.I always end up carrying too much stuff into/out of the house to be able to reach my keys.
Bloody always.
Or the keys are in the opposite pocket to my free hand
I always forget if I've locked the house. My four-year-old daughter said to me recently "Daddy, I think I'm going to watch you so I can tell you if you've locked the door from now on" Four years old, and already having to treat her dad as though he's senile. And not once have I forgotten to lock the bloody thing either.


...hear taps are running, sprint upstairs to find plugs are indeed in sink, water is perilously close to the top, turn taps off...and breathe 
Well, of courseOff out for a ride over some mega hills - I gets cream crackered and it takes a day or two to recover.
Guess where my next ride will be.
Mega Hills here I come![]()
. The best way to improve at riding up hills is to ride up more hills.I'll second that!One should really learn once and for all to keep ones mouth firmly shut at all times. Never offer an opinion. It will always be the wrong opinion.

I'll second that!
When will I ever learn???![]()