I am a vegetarian!!

[Matthames]

A notice to all flying arthropods! Try not to fly within the vicinity of my mouth when I am cycling, my vegetarianism means that I choose not to eat anything from the animal kingdom, thankyou

Or I could just keep my mouth shut when cycling.

 

[Riding in Circles]

I am a vegetarian as well, cows and sheep eat grass therefore beef and mutton/lamb are made of grass.

 

[Moodyman]

Bit of protein's good for you Matty. Will help build those leg muscles. You'll climb a lot easier.

Go on, breathe in through your mouth.

 

[Jezston]

I am a vegetarian as well, cows and sheep eat grass therefore beef and mutton/lamb are made of grass.

Wow I've never heard such a witty comment about vegetarianism before in my life. Have you got any more? Perhaps you would like to query as to whether vegetarian girls swallow.

 

[Riding in Circles]

Wow I've never heard such a witty comment about vegetarianism before in my life. Have you got any more? Perhaps you would like to query as to whether vegetarian girls swallow.

No, I will leave the gutter comments to you.

 

[BentMikey]

That's actually worse than telling a tandem captain that "she's not pedalling".

 

[Jezston]

No, I will leave the gutter comments to you.

Don't be so defensive. The point was us vegetarians get bored of the same old lame comments - I'm sure you feel the same about the comments you must get riding a trike.

Take it, learn, move on.

 

[Riding in Circles]

Don't be so defensive. The point was us vegetarians get bored of the same old lame comments - I'm sure you feel the same about the comments you must get riding a trike.

Take it, learn, move on.

I obviously touched a nerve. Maybe you should have thought before posting, perhaps you will next time.

 

[BentMikey]

*proffers handbags*

*gets out popcorn*

 

[Jezston]

That didn't even make any sense. Lame attempt to continue an argument, I've lost interest. *ARGUMENT END*

Catrike's prize: At least one more person on this forum thinks Catrike is a penis and more potential customers lost. Congratulations.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Vegetarians can be ferocious......think of buffalo crashing and stamping about the place with no thought to whom they attack. Jezston, chill. Catrike meant no offence.

 

[Riding in Circles]

That didn't even make any sense. Lame attempt to continue an argument, I've lost interest. *ARGUMENT END*

Catrike's prize: At least one more person on this forum thinks Catrike is a penis and more potential customers lost. Congratulations.

Your posts do seem to be penis orientated don't they, you seem to be penis obsessed.

 

[Riding in Circles]

Vegetarians can be ferocious......think of buffalo crashing and stamping about the place with no thought to whom they attack. Jezston, chill. Catrike meant no offence.

Buffalo, yum!

 

[Zippy]

Well, I never!
Vegeburger anyone?

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Well, I never!
Vegeburger anyone?

Er....no ta