I fecking loves my job!

How's yer job?

  • Kill me now.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • I fecking hate my job.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • I dislike my job.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • My job is boring.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • I wish I had a job.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • It's alright I suppose.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Job's a good un.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • I have a great job.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • I love my job.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I've died and gone to heaven

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Total voters
    1
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NickM

Veteran
I have better things to do than attend the place of daily imprisonment. Man is born free, and everywhere is in offices :angry:

However, although my "work" is completely pointless and I have to spend 7.5 hours a day surrounded by aliens, it does at least have a high ratio of remuneration to responsibility. Not that it's particularly well paid; they just don't expect much of me beyond my presence, which is why I have ample time to participate to the full in numerous fora.

If only they'd let me install software on this machine I could get something useful done...

http://www.zpub.com/notes/black-work.html
 

TheDoctor

Europe Endless
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mickle said:
My job is very easy, I sit in a box which overlooks the bike assembly production line work-station to which Spandex is attached by a chain. I drink tea and read magazines and occasionally lean over to press a red button which sends electricity through a pair of enormous crocodile clips attached to his tiny genitals. It's a demanding job, the button is quite a long way away and I have to lean quite far.

Well, I could do all of that! I'll bring a CV along to Nottingham. The job sounds easy, I think I'd like it and York sounds like a nice place. Just be gentle with the croc clips...:evil:
 
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