I have run out of expleatives...

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...to hurl back at dick 'ed drivers....I need some more...quick, cutting & to the point would be good...extremely offensive would be excellent.
Ta

 

[walker]

'Shut it fatty' is all a cyclist needs BTFB

 

[lardarse rider]

For the first time in my life, I managed to just wave and shout "thank you" to a passing loud mouthed motherf£$^* ^&*& &^*())+~@:?> last week. My usual response is not so polite.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Paging Papercorn...

 

[piedwagtail91]

smile wave and call them all the names you like under your breath.the wave irritates the hell out of some of them, they really go ballistic but you've done nowt wrong!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I was thinking more along the lines of taking a fake colt.45 to point at their head as I ask them to 'make my day'.

(...It's a joke don't kill me)

 

[walker]

do that round south London I will assure you they will call your bluff

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

It begins with C and rhymes with punt

..trust me I've already exhausted that one...besides most of their wives call them that anyway...they're used to it.

 

[Fnaar]

Wave your fist in a 1950s comedy style, adopt a Prince Charles voice and shout "I say, you rotter!"

 

[papercorn2000]

Paging Papercorn...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

"overtaking you, you daft bitch" to the woman who wound down her window and yelled "what the **** are you doing?" as i filtered past on the right (she was stationary at the time).

 

[Rab]

Only works with male drivers

extend then bend your pinkie finger repeatedly and say "shut it peewee (or smallcock)"

This usually has the desired effect

 

[mr_hippo]

English is a wondeful language, why do you feel the need to use expletives?

 

[Elmer Fudd]

" You ought to let ya guide dog drive, blind <insert expetive> ".

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Shriek at the top of your voice.

If you are naturally a barotone, give them a rrrrrrrolling BOOM.