I Want!!!

[Globalti]

Very prone to side winds; I'd imagine that even a cow farting in a field could send you across the road.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I defer to your experience. I really wouldn't know, having never had a wooden stake rammed up my rear....

You don't know what you're missing.

 

[hoopdriver]

And I like it that way!

 

[Cycleops]

Vlad the Impaler is a piece of history, but that doesn't mean I'd want him to stick a wooden stake up my bottom.

You might be very wise:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-20-undergoes-surgery-remove-10694750

 

[swee'pea99]

That is so astonishingly ugly it's like they designed it purely to win a 'who can design the most astonishingly ugly bike?' competition. Which they would have done, no question. I don't think you'd have to fear envy, out on that. Pity, perhaps...

 

[hoopdriver]

I wrote a feature once on Vlad the Impaler, and so learned a great deal about him. He was a deeply disturbed - and disturbing! - man!

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Look have always had a knack of designing bikes that, despite splitting the vote on aesthetics, undeniably look like they shift like buggery. You can virtually smell the speed.

 

[roadrash]

I'm going to pinch a phrase I read, posted by another cyclechat member ( cant remember who).....I would need a spine transplant from a twelve year old gymnast to ride any of them

 

[jefmcg]

I defer to your experience. I really wouldn't know, having never had a wooden stake rammed up my rear....

Here's a quiz to help you make an informed choice.

NSFW, obviously

 

[CopperBrompton]

I'm sure it's as aerodynamic as a dart, but it's the ugliest-looking bike I've ever seen.