I wasn't this stupid when I was a teenager....was I?

[Arch]

Nah! You just have to watch it like a hawk. I've always pre-empted the pop-upper and pressed the release button while holding the pushing down lever thingy.

I'm impressed my your mastery of highly technical toaster related terminology...

 

[Saluki]

I'm impressed my your mastery of highly technical toaster related terminology...

 

[Andy_R]

I shudder to think of all these cheese on toast "additions" like lea and perrins/mustard/red onion chutney. The only thing to ever be added to cheese on toast is Marmite. Anything else is an abominaion, and an affront to the eyes of God!


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[raleighnut]

I shudder to think of all these cheese on toast "additions" like lea and perrins/mustard/red onion chutney. The only thing to ever be added to cheese on toast is Marmite. Anything else is an abominaion, and an affront to the eyes of God!


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[subaqua]

marmite good
peanut butter bad


discuss

 

[raleighnut]

marmite good
peanut butter bad


discuss

Seperately both are OK on toast but I wouldn't put any of them on cheese on toast, Fresh ground mixed peppercorns though

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

To "grill" the cheese in the microwave, yes or no?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

To "grill" the cheese in the microwave, yes or no?

Does the microwave have a grill?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Does the microwave have a grill?

No.

 

[ColinJ]

I was even more stupid as a teenager! Moronic tricks included:

• Heating a milk bottle up in a bonfire and pouring cold water on it. (Milk bottle shrapnel embedded itself in the fence behind my face!)
• Trying to get out of a car which was doing over 20 mph. (A shoe was pulled off, skin ripped off my toes, and I was nearly dragged out under the rear wheel.)
• Testing non-functioning MAINS Christmas tree lights with a small DC motor. (The electric shock threw me up into the air and slammed me against a wall several feet away. where I lay quivering for about 30 seconds.)
• And so on ...

 

[Ganymede]

I was even more stupid as a teenager! Moronic tricks included:

• Heating a milk bottle up in a bonfire and pouring cold water on it. (Milk bottle shrapnel embedded itself in the fence behind my face!)
• Trying to get out of a car which was doing over 20 mph. (A shoe was pulled off, skin ripped off my toes, and I was nearly dragged out under the rear wheel.)
• Testing non-functioning MAINS Christmas tree lights with a small DC motor. (The electric shock threw me up into the air and slammed me against a wall several feet away. where I lay quivering for about 30 seconds.)
• And so on ...

Oooh, man you was dumb... You seem to have lived to tell the tale though!

The best I can come up with is cutting myself really badly with a modelling knife which I had been expressly told not to play with, then concealing the dripping wound till school the following day, getting the teacher to put a plaster on it and then going home and pretending I'd done it at school. Looking back I'm not sure why I didn't just take the probably very inconsiderable parental flak.

 

[Fnaar]

The Grauniad shows the perfect toasted cheese sandwich, apparently.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...perfect-grilled-cheese-sandwich?CMP=fb_gu#_=_