OoohFerret seems reasonable as you're oop north...was there a bloke closeby with baggy trousers?
Ferrets come in black apparently
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Unlikely as that ones off an Australian siteOooh
That could be it.
Not him then, he's in a fume cupboardWe had a ferret at school. It was found on the playing fields and lived in the fume cupboard in the chemistry lab
Might be on holidayUnlikely as that ones off an Australian site
Yeah a distinct possibility, did it have a suitcase?Might be on holiday
Travelling lightYeah a distinct possibility, did it have a suitcase?
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Polecats are the wild version of ferrets but ferrets frequently escape and go feral
Sea lionAh I missed the bit about you being up north, now it's obvious.
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Rules that out too thenIf I recall correctly, fume cupboard ferret was beige